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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. -- W.C. Field
The best defense against logic is ignorance.
The best definition of a gentleman is a man who can play the accordion -- but doesn't.
-- Tom Crichto...
The best diplomat I know is a fully activated phaser bank. -- Scotty
The best equipment for your work is, of course, the most expensive.
However, your neighbor is always wasting money that should be yours by judging things by their price....
The best executive is one who has sense enough to pick good people to do what he wants done, and self-restraint enough to keep from meddling with them while they do it.
-- Theodore Roosevel...
The best laid plans of mice and men are held up in the legal department.
The best laid plans of mice and men are usually about equal. -- Blai
The best man for the job is often a woman.
The best number for a dinner party is two -- myself and a damn good head waiter.
-- Nubar Gulbenkia...

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