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• Taxes, n.: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
• TAXES: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an extension.
• The only certainties in life are death and taxes.
• Of the two classic certainties, death and taxes, death is preferable.
  At least you're not called in six months later for an audit. -- Bill Vaugha...
• The problem is that in life you end up with only one of two thing
  a) RESULTS, or b) THE REASONS YOU DID'T GET THEM. -- Carl Frederick "e...
• Freeman's Extension: . . . but you can get everything dirty without getting anything clean.
• There is only one way to kill capitalism - by taxes, taxes, and more taxes.
  -- Karl Marx (1818-1883)...