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Simplicity does not precede complexity, but follows it.
Simulations are like miniskirts, they show a lot and hide the essentials. -- Hubert Kirrma
Sin boldly. -- Martin Luthe
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.
Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily.
All other "sins" are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful -- just stupid)....
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him.
-- Charles DeGaulle...
Since aerosols are forbidden, the police are using roll-on Mace!
Since everything in life is but an experience perfect in being what it is, having nothing to do with good or bad, acceptance or rejection, one may well burst out in laughter.
-- Long Chen Pa...
Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot who was cordial Is now transmitting static.
The carpet died, a palm collapsed, The cat keeps doing poo. The only thing that keeps me sane I...

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