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Say no, then negotiate. -- Helga
Say something you'll be sorry for, I love receiving apologies.
Say "twenty-three-skiddoo" to logout.
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! -- Ken Thompso
SCENARIO: An imagined sequence of events that provides the context in which a business decision is made.
Scenarios always come in sets of three: best case, worst case, and just in case....
Scenary is here, wish you were beautiful.
Scene: A small boy stands agasp on the stairway overlooking the living room.
Schapiro's Explanation: The grass is always greener on the other side -- but that's because they use more manure.
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
chlattwhapper, n: The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...

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