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• Schlattwhapper, n.: The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
  -- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
• Schlattwhapper, n.: The window shade that allows itself to be pulled down, hesitates for a second, then snaps up in your face.
  -- Rich Hall, Snigle...
• carperpetuation, n: The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen time
  eaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance....
• Bizoos, n.: The millions of tiny individual bumps that make up a basketball.
  -- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
• Schnuffel, n.: A dog's practice of continuously nuzzling in your crotch in mixed company.
  -- Rich Hall, Snigle...
• Spirtle, n.: The fine stream from a grapefruit that always lands right in your eye.
  -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friend...