Miscellaneous Collections

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Save energy: be apathetic.
Save gas, don't eat beans.
Save gas, don't use the shell.
Save the bales!
Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
Save yourself! Reboot in 5 seconds!
Say! You've struck a heap of trouble-- Bust in business, lost your wife
No one cares a cent about you, You don't care a cent for life...
Say it with flowers, Or say it with mink, But whatever you do, Don't say it with ink!
-- Jimmie Durante...
Say many of cameras focused t'us, Our middle-aged shots do us justice.
No justice, please, curse ye! We really want mercy...
Say my love is easy had, Say I'm bitten raw with pride, Say I am too often sad -- Still behold me at your side.
Say I'm neither brave nor young, Say I woo and coddle care, Say the devil touched my to...

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