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Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Reporter: "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?" Yogi Berra: "Closed.
Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr. Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea....
Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
Reputation, adj: What others are not thinking about you.
Research is the best place to be: you work your buns off, and if it works you're a hero
if it doesn't, well -- nobody else has done it yet either, so you're still a valiant nerd....
Research is to see what everybody else has seen, and think what nobody else has thought.
Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing. -- Wernher von Brau
Research, n: Consider Columbus: He didn't know where he was going.
When he got there he didn't know where he was. When he got back he didn't know where he had been....

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