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Sailors in ships, sail on! Even while we died, others rode out the storm.
Saints should always be judged guilty until they are proved innocent.
-- George Orwell, "Reflections on Gandhi...
Saliva causes cancer, but only if swallowed in small amounts over a long period of time.
-- George Carli...
Sally: C'mon, Ted, all I'm asking you to do is share your feelings with me.
Ted: ALL? Do you realize what you're asking? Men aren't trained to share....
Sam: What do you know there, Norm? Norm: How to sit.
How to drink. Want to quiz me? -- Cheers, Loverboyd Sam...
Sam: What's the good word, Norm? Norm: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
Sam: Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer... Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah....
Sam: What do you say, Norm? Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.
-- Cheers, Birth, Death, Love and Rice Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?...
Sam: What's going on, Normie? Norm: My birthday, Sammy.
Give me a beer, stick a candle in it, and I'll blow out my liver....
Sam: What's new, Norm? Norm: Most of my wife. -- Cheers, The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One Coach
Beer, Norm? Norm: Naah, I'd probably just drink it. -- Cheers, Now Pitching, Sam Malone Coach...
SAN DIEGO: Four million people, where you can't get a good cheeseburger, no matter how hard you try.

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