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  Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
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  So the next day the three little boys came in. She said to the first boy, "Percy, this is a nice essay on what you'd do with a million dollars....
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• Reporter: "How did you like school when you were growing up, Yogi?" Yogi Berra: "Closed.
• You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half, you give what's left.
  -- Yogi Berra...
• Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
  Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea....
• Quote #135 REPORTER: Mr. Gandhi, what do you think about Western Civilization?
  GANDHI: I think it would be a good idea....
• Reporter: Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
  Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea. -- Mahatma Gandhi...