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Rules for Good Grammar #4. 1: Don't use no double negatives.
2: Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents....
Rules for Writers: Avoid run-on sentences they are hard to read.
Don't use no double negatives. Use the semicolon properly, always use it where it is appropriate...
RULES OF EATING -- THE BRONX DIETER'S CREED 1. Never eat on an empty stomach.
2. Never leave the table hungry. 3. When traveling, never leave a country hungry....
Ruling a big country is like cooking a small fish. -- Lao Tsu
Rune's Rule: If you don't care where you are, you ain't lost.
Russia has abolished God, but so far God has been more tolerant. -- John Cameron Swayze
Ruth made a great mistake when he gave up pitching.
Working once a week, he might have lasted a long time and become a great star....
Ryan's Law: Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.
Sacher's Observation: Some people grow with responsibility -- others merely swell.
Sacred cows make great hamburgers.

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