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RUGGED: Too heavy to lift.
Rule #1: The Boss is always right. Rule #2: If the Boss is wrong, see Rule #1.
Rule #7: Silence is not acquiescence. Contrary to what you may have heard, silence of those present is not necessarily consent, even the reluctant variety.
They simply may sit in stunned silence and...
Rule of Creative Research: 1) Never draw what you can copy.
2) Never copy what you can trace. 3) Never trace what you can cut out and paste down....
Rule of Defactualization: Information deteriorates upward through bureaucracies.
Rule of Feline Frustration: When your cat has fallen asleep on your lap and looks utterly content and adorable, you will suddenly have to go to the bathroom.
Rule of Life #1 -- Never get separated from your luggage.
Rule of the Great: When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
Rule the Empire through force. -- Shogun Tokugawa
Rules for driving in New York: 1) Anything done while honking your horn is legal.
2) You may park anywhere if you turn your four-way flashers on....

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