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Ritchie's Rule: (1) Everything has some value -- if you use the right currency.
(2) Paint splashes last longer than the paint job....
Robot, n: Someone who's been made by a scientist.
Robot, n: University administrator.
Robustness, adj: Never having to say you're sorry.
Rocky's Lemma of Innovation Prevention Unless the results are known in advance, funding agencies will reject the proposal.
Romance, like alcohol, should be enjoyed, but should not be allowed to become necessary.
-- Edgar Friedenberg...
Rome was not built in one day. -- John Heywood
Rome wasn't burnt in a day.
Romeo was restless, he was ready to kill, He jumped out the window 'cause he couldn't sit still, Juliet was waiting with a safety net, Said "don't bury me 'cause I ain't dead yet".
-- Elvis Costello...
Roses are red; Violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, And so am I.

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