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Resisting temptation is easier when you think you'll probably get another chance later on.
Responsibility: Everyone says that having power is a great responsibility.
This is a lot of bunk. Responsibility is when someone can blame you if something goes wrong....
Retirement means that when someone says "Have a nice day", you actually have a shot at it.
Reunite Gondwondaland!
Rev. Jim: What does an amber light mean? Bobby
Slow down. Rev. Jim: What... does... an... amber....
Revenge is a form of nostalgia.
Revenge is a meal best served cold.
Review Questions 1: If Nerd on the planet Nutley starts out in his spaceship at 20 KPH, and his speed doubles every 3.
2 seconds, how long will it be before he exceeds the speed of light? How long...
Revolution, n: A form of government abroad.
Revolution, n: In politics, an abrupt change in the form of misgovernment. -- Ambrose Bierce

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