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Rotten wood cannot be carved. -- Confucius, "Analects", Book 5, Ch. 9
Roumanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler. -- Zero Mostel
Round Numbers are always false. -- Samuel Johnso
Row, row, row your bits, gently down the stream...
Rubber bands have snappy endings!
Rube Walker: "Hey, Yogi, what time is it?" Yogi Berra: "You mean now?
Rudd's Discovery: You know that any senator or congressman could go home and make $
300,000 to $400,000, but they don't. Why? Because they can stay in Washington and make it there....
Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strength.
Rudin's Law: If there is a wrong way to do something, most people will do it every time.
Rudin's Second Law...
ugby, n: Elegant violence. (Rugby players eat their dead.
) (Blood makes the grass grow!) (Support your local hooker!...

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