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SADISM: A sadist refusing to whip a masochist.
adoequinecrophilia, n: Beating a dead horse.
Safety Third.
Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence Tip #1
How to tell when you are dead. 1. Little things start bothering you...
SAGDEEV CALLED ON THE U.S. TO MAKE A RECIPROCAL GESTURE
SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic.
You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent....
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22 to Dec. 21) Move slowly today, be deliberate.
Indications are for bleeding ulcers. Drink milk....
SAGITTARIUS (Nov.22 - Dec.21) Your efforts to help a little old lady cross a street will backfire when you learn that she was waiting for a bus.
Subdue impulse you have to push her out into traffi...
Said the attractive, cigar-smoking housewife to her girl-friend
I got started one night when George came home and found one burning in the ashtray....
Sailing is fun, but scrubbing the decks is aardvark. -- Heard on Noahs' ark

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