Profanity Is The One Language All Programmers Know Best.
Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Troutman's Sixth Programming Postulate: Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
Profanity is the one language that all programmers know the syntax of.
-- Troutman's Programming Postulate #6...
1) If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.
2) Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will the most harmful error be discovered....
Basic: Language of choice by non-programmers.
Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest]
COBOL /koh'bol/ n. [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] (Synonymous with evil.
) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by card wallopers to do boring mindless things on dinosaur mainframes....
Machine language programmers do it very fast.
LISP n. [from `LISt Processing language', but mythically from `Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses'] AI's mother tongue
a language based on the ideas of (a) variable-length lists and trees as fundamental data types, and (b) the interpretation of code as data and vice-versa....
Profanity is the crutch of the ignorant, but every once in a while you've got to talk to one of those ignorant motherfuckers.