Related:

• Troutman's Sixth Programming Postulate: Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.
• Profanity is the one language that all programmers know the syntax of.
  -- Troutman's Programming Postulate #6...
• 1) If a test installation functions perfectly, all subsequent systems will malfunction.
  2) Not until a program has been in production for at least six months will the most harmful error be discovered....
• Basic: Language of choice by non-programmers.
• Young programmers are the best! [and the cockiest]
• COBOL /koh'bol/ n. [COmmon Business-Oriented Language] (Synonymous with evil.
  ) A weak, verbose, and flabby language used by card wallopers to do boring mindless things on dinosaur mainframes....
• Machine language programmers do it very fast.
• LISP n. [from `LISt Processing language', but mythically from `Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses'] AI's mother tongue
  a language based on the ideas of (a) variable-length lists and trees as fundamental data types, and (b) the interpretation of code as data and vice-versa....
• Profanity is the crutch of the ignorant, but every once in a while you've got to talk to one of those ignorant motherfuckers.