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Only two kinds of witnesses exist. The first live in a neighborhood where a crime has been committed and in no circumstances have ever seen anything or even heard a shot.
The second category are the...
Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him.
Only way to open lips of pigeon, sledgehammer.
Ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny.
Onward through the fog.
Operator, please trace this call and tell me where I am.
Opiates are the religion of the upper-middle classes. -- Debbie VanDam
Opium is very cheap considering you don't feel like eating for the next six days.
-- Taylor Mead, famous transvestite...
Oppernockity tunes but once.
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don't recognize them.
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