Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

Only God can make random selections.
Only great masters of style can succeed in being obtuse.
-- Oscar Wilde Most UNIX programmers are great masters of style. -- The Unnamed Usenette...
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups -- alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
-- Alex Levine [Oh come on, everybody knows that the four basic food groups are ho...
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we".
Only someone with nothing to be sorry for smiles back at the rear of an elephant.
Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying. -- Baba Ram Da
Only the fittest survive.
Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core. -- Hannah Arend
Only those who leisurely approach that which the masses are busy about can be busy about that which the masses take leisurely.
-- Lao Tsu...
Only two groups of people fall for flattery -- men and women.

< previous

10676