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• Only two of my personalities are schizophrenic, but one of them is paranoid and the other one is out to get him.
• I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him.
• If I am walking with two other men, each of them will serve as my teacher.
  I will pick out the good points of the one and imitate them, and the bad points of the other and correct them in myself....
• Two men looked out from the prison bars, One saw mud-- The other saw stars.
  Now let me get this right: two prisoners are looking out the window....
• Boxing is the only sport in the world where two men get paid for doing something to each other that if they did otherwise
  hey would get arrested for doing, particularly if one or both of them had been drinking beforehand....
• Paranoid schizophrenics outnumber their enemies at least two to one.