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Oprah Winfrey has an incredible talent for getting the wierdest people to talk to.
And you just HAVE to watch it....
Optimism is the content of small men in high places. -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, "The Crack Up
Optimism, n: The belief that everything is beautiful, including what is ugly, good, bad, and everything right that is wrong.
It is held with greatest tenacity by those accustomed to falling into adve...
OPTIMIST: A proponent of the belief that black is white.
A pessimist asked God for relief. "Ah, you wish me to restore your hope and cheerfulness," said God....
OPTIMIST: Someone who goes down to the marriage bureau to see if his license has expired.
optimist, n: A bagpiper with a beeper.
Optimization hinders evolution.
Or you or I must yield up his life to Ahrimanes. I would rather it were you.
Oral sex is like being attacked by a giant snail. -- Germaine Gree
Orcs really aren't so bad (if you use lots of catsup).

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