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Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!
Overflow on /dev/null, please empty the bit bucket.
Overheard: "How do I feel? Great! And I kiss pretty good, too!
Overload -- core meltdown sequence initiated.
Owe no man any thing... -- Romans 13:8
Oxygen is a very toxic gas and an extreme fire hazard.
It is fatal in concentrations of as little as 0.000001 p....
Ozman's Laws: (1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
(2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make....
paak, n: A stadium or inclosed playing field. To put or leave (a a vehicle) for a time in a certain location.
patato, n: The starchy, edible tuber of a widely cultivated plant. Septemba, n: The 9th...
PAIN: Falling out of a twenty story building, and snagging your eyelid on a nail.
PAIN: One thing, at least it proves that you're alive!

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