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• OPERATOR! Trace this call and tell me where I am.
• Please tell your cat that I am not a tree.
• You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
  Please wait until I am wrong. -- John von Neumann, on being phoned at 10 a.m....
• Quote #483 "You wake me up early in the morning to tell me I am right?
  Please wait until I am wrong." -- John von Neumann [ on being phoned at 10 a.m.]...
• I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
• I am in total control, but please don't tell my wife.
• I am an alcoholic, in case of an emergency, please buy me a beer.
• I am sick and depraved--please feed me drugs and cookies.
• Please bear with me. I am slightly shell shocked.