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Paranoia is simply an optimistic outlook on life.
Paranoid Club meeting this Friday. Now ... just try to find out where!
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems.
It's easy to criticize, but if everybody hated you, you'd be paranoid too. -- D.J. Hick...
Pardon me while I laugh.
Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have much of anything to do with it.
Parkinson's Fifth Law: If there is a way to delay in important decision, the good bureaucracy, public or private, will find it.
Parkinson's Fourth Law: The number of people in any working group tends to increase regardless of the amount of work to be done.
Parsley is gharsley. -- Ogden Nash
Parts that positively cannot be assembled in improper order will be.
PARTY: A gathering where you meet people who drink so much you can't even remember their names.

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