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Others will look to you for stability, so hide when you bite your nails.
O'Toole's commentary on Murphy's Law: Murphy was an optimist.
Ouch! That felt good! -- Karen Gordo
Our attitude with TCP/IP is, `Hey, we'll do it, but don't make a big system, because we can't fix it if it breaks -- nobody can.
'" "TCP/IP is OK if you've got a little informal club, and it doesn'...
Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in high spirits.
-- Robert Louis Stevenso...
Our congratulations go to a Burlington Vermont civilian employee of the local Army National Guard base.
He recently received a substational cash award from our government for inventing a device for o...
Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
Our documentation manager was showing her 2 year old son around the office.
He was introduced to me, at which time he pointed out that we were both holding bags of popcorn....
Our government has kept us in a perpetual state of fear -- kept us in a continuous stampede of patriotic fervor -- with the cry of grave national emergency.
.. Always there has been some terrible evil...
Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.

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