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Pascal: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
-- Datamation, January 15, 1984...
Pascal: A programming language named after a man who would turn over in his grave if he knew about it.
Pascal is a language for children wanting to be naughty. -- Dr. Kasi Ananthanarayana
Pascal is not a high-level language. -- Steven Feine
Pascal Users: The Pascal system will be replaced next Tuesday by Cobol.
Please modify your programs accordingly....
Pascal Users: To show respect for the 313th anniversary (tomorrow) of the death of Blaise Pascal, your programs will be run at half speed.
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. -- Eric Hoffe
Password
Passwords are implemented as a result of insecurity.
Paster Crosstalk: What items are specifically mentioned by GOD as being unclean?
Now did you know... preying birds... praying mantises....

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