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• NERD PACK: Plastic pouch worn in breast pocket to keep pens from soiling clothes.
  Nerd's position in engineering hierarchy can be measured by number of pens, grease pencils, and rulers bristling in his pack....
• Are your glasses mended with a strip of masking tape right over your nose?
  Do you put pennies in the slots in your penny loafers?...
• Are your glasses mended with a strip of masking tape right over your nose?
  Do you put pennies in the slots in your penny loafers?...
• Nerd Measle: An ink spot at the bottom of a shirt pocket.
• Flannister: The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack together.
• At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
• The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of peers similarly engaged.
  -- Hewett's Observatio...
• Hewett's Observation: The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of peers similarly engaged.