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• My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two twenties.
  -- Warren Beatty...
• Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the second, "For my best friend.
• Woman: Why would you want to work at a Kwik-E-Mart?
  Woods: To be honest, in my upcoming movie I'm going to be playing this tightly-wound convenience store clerk and, I kind of like to research my roles and really get into it....
• I was reading Cosmopolitan and there was a woman on the cover and I thought maybe I should change my image.
  Maybe I should be more like that woman on the cover....
• ALL USERS PLEASE NOTE ======================== CAR and CDR now return extra values.
  The function CAR now returns two values. Since it has to go to the trouble to figure out if the object is carcdr-able anyway, we figured you might as well get both halves at once....
• I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
• I've had one child. My husband wants to have another. I'd like to watch him have another.
• My husband says I feed him like he's a god; every meal is a burnt offering. -- Rhonda Hansome