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• My mother told me, "Elwood,"--she always called me "Elwood"--"in this world you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.
  Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant....
• In this world, you have to be oh so smart or oh so pleasant.
  I spent years being smart. I recommend pleasant....
• I **HATE** Illinois Nazis! -- Elwood Blue
• Oh god, now the mafia's after us! -Elwood -- "The Blues Brothe
• It wasn't lies. It was just bullshit, that's all. -- Elwood Blue
• Mrs Tarentino: Are you police officers? Elwood: No ma'am, we're musicians.
  -- From the movie "The Blues Brothe...
• I'll have some white toast. Dry, ma'am -Elwood -- "The Blues Brothe
• Elwood: What kind of music do you get here ma'am? Barmaid
  Why, we get both kinds of music, Country and Western....
• Lisa: Dad, Mom said she'd be home to help me with my costume and she's not, and the geography pageant is tonight!
  Homer: Lisa, your mom still loves you. It's just that she has a career now....