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Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.
Marriage is the waste-paper basket of the emotions.
Marriage, n: The evil aye.
Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on earth. -- John Lyly
Marry in haste and everyone starts counting the months.
MARTA SAYS THE INTERESTING thing about fly-fishing is that its two lives connected by a thin strand.
Come on, Marta, grow up. -- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988....
MARTA WAS WATCHING THE FOOTBALL GAME with me when she said, "You know most of these sports are based on the idea of one group protecting its territory from invasion by another group.
"Yeah," I said...
Martin was probably ripping them off. That's some family, isn't it?
Incest, prostitution, fanaticism, software. -- Charles Willeford, "Miami Blue...
'Martyrdom' is the only way a person can become famous without ability. -- George Bernard Shaw

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