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Marvelous! The super-user's going to boot me! What a finely tuned response to the situation!
Marvin the Nature Lover spied a grasshopper hopping along in the grass, and in a mood for communing with nature, rare even among full-fledged Nature Lovers, he spoke to the grasshopper, saying
Hello...
Marxist Law of Distribution of Wealth: Shortages will be divided equally among the peasants.
Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
It followed her through rain or snow, lightning, sleet or hail. It fetched the evening pap...
Maryann's Law: You can always find what you're not looking for.
Maslow's Maxim: If the only tool you have is a hammer, you treat everything like a nail.
Mason's First Law of Synergism: The one day you'd sell your soul for something, souls are a glut.
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
Masturbation is the thinking man's television. -- Christopher Hampto
Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it! -- Monty Pytho

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