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Meekness is uncommon patience in planning a worthwhile revenge.
Meester, do you vant to buy a duck?
Meeting: An assembly of computer experts coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve the problem.
meeting, n: An assembly of people coming together to decide what person or department not represented in the room must solve a problem.
MEETINGS: A place where minutes are kept and hours are lost.
Meetings are an addictive, highly self indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only becuase they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry...
MEMO: An interoffice communication too often written more for the benefit of the person who sends it than the person who receives it.
MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still are a source of strength to me.
I remember we'd all get into the car -- I forget what kind it was -- and drive and drive....
Memory fault -- brain fried
Memory fault -- core...uh...um...core... Oh dammit, I forget!

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