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Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.
-- Russell...
Matrimony is the root of all evil.
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Matter cannot be created or destroyed, nor can it be returned without a receipt.
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.
Maturity is only a short break in adolescence. -- Jules Feiffe
Matz's Law: A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
May a hundred thousand midgets invade your home singing cheezy lounge-lizard versions of songs from The Wizard of Oz.
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