Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Sho
May all your PUSHes be POPped.
May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits.
May the Fleas of a Thousand Camels infest one of your Erogenous Zones.
May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
May those that love us love us; and those that don't love us, may God turn their hea
and if he doesn't turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping....
May you die in bed at 95, shot by a jealous spouse.
May you have many beautiful and obedient daughters.
May you have many handsome and obedient sons.
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full mooon on a dark night, and a smooth road all the way to your door.

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