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May you live in uninteresting times. -- Chinese proverb
May your camel be as swift as the wind.
May your SO always know when you need a hug.
May your Tongue stick to the Roof of your Mouth with the Force of a Thousand Caramels.
Maybe ain't ain't so correct, but I notice that lots of folks who ain't using ain't ain't eatin' well.
-- Will Roge...
Maybe Computer Science should be in the College of Theology. -- R.S. Barto
Maybe Jesus was right when he said that the meek shall inherit the earth -- but they inherit very small plots, about six feet by three.
-- Lazarus Long...
Maybe we can get together and show off to each other sometimes.
Maybe we should think of this as one perfect week..
. where we found each other, and loved each other.....
Maybe you can't buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
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