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Marriage is a great institution -- but I'm not ready for an institution yet. -- Mae We
Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprised at the large number that re-enlist.
-- James Garne...
Marriage is a romance in which the hero dies in the first chapter.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. -- Roger Price
Marriage is an institution in which two undertake to become one, and one undertakes to become nothing.
Marriage is based on the theory that when a man discovers a brand of beer exactly to his taste he should at once throw up his job and go to work in the brewery.
-- George Jean Natha...
Marriage is learning about women the hard way.
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning handsprings, or eating with chopsticks.
It looks easy until you try it....
Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. -- Baski
Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucine, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucine restaurant in the first place.
-- Calvin Trilli...

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