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In buying horses and taking a wife shut your eyes tight and commend yourself to God.
In California, Bill Honig, the Superintendent of Public Instruction, said he thought the general public should have a voice in defining what an excellent teacher should know.
I would not leave the d...
In California they don't throw their garbadge away -- they make it into television shows.
-- Woody Allen, "Annie Hall...
In case of atomic attack, all work rules will be temporarily suspended.
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools will be temporarily cancelled.
In case of fire, stand in the hall and shout "Fire!" -- The Kidner Repo
In case of fire, yell "FIRE!
In case of injury notify your superior immediately. He'll kiss it and make it better.
In charity there is no excess. -- Francis Baco
In childhood a woman must be subject to her fathe
in youth to her husband; when her husband is dead, to her sons....

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