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• Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea?
  how did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea....
• Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea!
  How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea!...
• What was my original face before I was born?
• Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. -- Ovid (43 B.C. - 17 A.D.)
• Let others praise ancient times; I am glad I was born in these. Ovid (43 BC - 18 AD)
• I haven't gone by the name @FN@ since before you were born.
• I was born in a Hostess Cupcake factory before the sexual revolution! -- Zippy the Pinhead