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In America, it's not how much an item costs, it's how much you save.
In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's beloved.
-- Russell Bake...
In an orderly world, there's always a place for the disorderly.
In any country there must be people who have to die.
They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order. -- Idi Amin Dada...
In any formula, constants (especially those obtained from handbooks) are to be treated as variables.
In any problem, if you find yourself doing an infinite amount of work, the answer may be obtained by inspection.
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations -- it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir.
-- Stuart Keate...
IN BOX: A catch basin for everything you don't want to deal with, but are afraid to throw away.
In breeding cattle you need one bull for every twenty-five cows, unless the cows are known sluts.
-- Johnny Carso...
In Brooklyn, we had such great pennant races, it made the World Series just something that came later.
-- Walter O'Malley, Dodgers owne...

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