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I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert!
I'm not the person your mother warned you about... her imagination isn't that good. -- Amy Gori
I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get....
I'm often asked the question, "Do you think there is extraterrestrial intelli- gence?
I give the standard arguments -- there are a lot of places out there, and use the word *billions*, and so on....
I'm prepared for all emergencies but totally unprepared for everyday life.
I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is -- I could be just as proud for half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey...
I'm really enjoying not talking to you... Let's not talk again REAL soon...
I'm so broke I can't even pay attention.
I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here.
I'm sorry, but my kharma just ran over your dogma.

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