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I'm sorry I missed. -- Squeaky Fromme
I'm sorry if the correct way of doing things offends you.
I'm still waiting for the advent of the computer science groupie.
I'm successful because I'm lucky. The harder I work, the luckier I get.
I'm terribly sorry, sir," the novice barber apologized, after badly nicking a customer.
Let me wrap your head in a towel." "That's all right," said the customer....
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus, I know the scientific names of beings animalculou
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major-Gene...
I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should marry for life, like pigeons and Catholics.
-- Woody Alle...
Imagination is more important than knowledge. -- A. Einstei
Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality. -- Jules de Gaultie
Imagine if every Thursday your shoes exploded if you tied them the usual way.
This happens to us all the time with computers, and nobody thinks of complaining....

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