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Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery. -- Jack Paa
Immortality -- a fate worse than death. -- Edgar A. Shoaff
Immutability, Three Rules of: (1) If a tarpaulin can flap, it will.
(2) If a small boy can get dirty, he will. (3) If a teenager can go out, he will....
IMPARTIAL: Unable to perceive any promise of personal advantage from espousing either side of a controversy or adopting either of two conflicting opinions.
Important letters which contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Corresponding errors will show up in the duplicate while the Boss is reading it....
In 1967, the Soviet Government minted a beautiful silver ruble with Lenin in a very familiar pose - arms raised above him, leading the country to revolution.
But, it was clear to everybody, that if y...
In 1989, the United States, which was displeased with the policies of the dictator of Panama, invaded that country and placed in power a government more to its liking.
In 1990, Iraq, which was disple...
In a bottle, the neck is always at the top.
In a circuit with a fast-acting fuse, an IC will blow to protect the fuse.
In a consumer society there are inevitably two kinds of slave
the prisoners of addiction and the prisoners of envy....

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