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• Marge: Then how about going as Florida? You enjoy orange juice, old people like you -- Lisa
  Dad, what do _you_ think? Homer: Shh! I'm trying to teach the baby to gamble....
• Sleeping alone, except under doctor's orders, does much harm.
  Children will tell you how lonely it is sleeping alone....
• Apu: Hello. I am not interested in buying your house
  but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner....
• Real software engineers don't like the idea of some inexplicable and greasy hardware several aisles away that may stop working at any moment.
  They have a great distrust of hardware people, and wish that systems could be virtual at *all* levels....
• And can you teach me to how to dance real slow?
• Bart: Hey, that's my lucky red hat sitting on top of a double- corrugated, eight-fold, fourteen-gauge box!
  Marge: Oh, it sounds like you really learned something on your field trip....
• Couples without children always know just how you should raise yours.