If You Sow Your Wild Oats, Hope For A Crop Failure.

If You Sow Your Wild Oats, Hope For A Crop Failure.

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If you sow your wild oats, hope for a crop failure.

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Farmer's Credo: Sow your wild oats on Saturday night -- on Sunday pray for crop failure.
Most of us spend the first 6 days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
-- Fred Alle...
When did my wild oats turn to shredded wheat?
It is the height of absurdity to sow little but weeds in the first half of one's lifetime and expect to harvest a valuable crop in the second half.
-- Percy Johnsto...
I cannot draw a cart, nor eat wild oats; if it be a man's work I will do it.
-- William Shakespeare...
Ya know, Quaker Oats make you feel good twice!
You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style. -- Quentin Crisp
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your thing. -- Warren Mille