If You Look Like Your Driver's License Photo -- See A Doctor.

If You Look Like Your Driver's License Photo -- See A Doctor.

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If you look like your driver's license photo -- see a doctor.
If you look like your passport photo -- it's too late for a doctor.

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If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. Will Komme
If you look like your passport photo, you're too ill to travel. KOMMEN
Fuch's Warning: If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel.
If you actually look like your passport photo, you aren't well enough to travel. -- Fuch's warning
When you look like your passport photo, it's time to go home. -- Erma Bombeck
Look up gullible in the dictionary. There is a photo of you there.
You know you've been hacking too long when... ...you have a photo of your SO taped to the corner of your screen and you get comments from passers-by like "Hey, neat GIF", and "_How_ many colors?
Passport pictures are what people really look like.