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• 1) If someone says he will do something without fail, he won't.
  (2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make....
• Ozman's Laws: (1) If someone says he will do something "without fail," he won't.
  (2) The more people talk on the phone, the less money they make....
• Rule of Open-Source Programming #11: When a developer says he will work on something, he or she means "maybe".
• Flanders: Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino
  I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch....
• This man is dangerous; he believes what he says.
• He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something.
  And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something....
• Marge: [reading the paper] Mmm. It says Freddy Quimby beat a waiter half to death!
  Those Quimby children are so wild and rich, I hope he finally gets what's coming to him....