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• If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.
  If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child....
• Heredity is the thing a child gets from the other side of the family.
• You can't get to the other side of the crevasse.
• So easy to use a child can do it. Child sold separately.
• And thank you for the child taglines.
• Hear the other side.
• Milhouse: Stop jumping on me! I'm hurt. Homer: Kids, kid
  once you get hurt, move aside and let other people jump....
• You can say what you want about the inconvenience of children and the other thing
  but when it comes right down to it, it is a sorry home that has no child to operate the VCR properly and teach the adults how to do it every other week....