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• My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can.
  That's almost $7.00 in dog money. -- Joe Weinstei...
• Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut save you thirty cents?
• A cap of good acid costs five dollars and for that you can hear the Universal Symphony with God singing solo and the Holy Ghost on drums.
  -- Hunter S. Thompso...
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• You are getting old if you can remember when Ethyl gas cost more because lead was added to the gas.
  Now, leaded gas costs less than regular gas. It is enough to make you fume!...