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• QOTD: "I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza.
  I might play golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her....
• I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• I'd never marry a woman who didn't like pizza... I might play golf with her, but I wouldn't marry her.
  -- Hoyt Axton in a marvelous Pizza Hut commercial...
• To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother -- I want to marry one who makes dough like her father.
• Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
  You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....
• Girl Dumps her boyfriend to marry his dad
• I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole.
• After fifteen minutes, I wanted to marry her, and after thirty minutes I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.
  -- Woody Allen, "Take the Money and Ru...
• I fail to understand how a five-foot android with heuristic learning systems and the strength of ten men can be called a child.
  You've never been a parent. -- Picard and Troi, "The Offspring", stardate 43657.0...