I Wouldn't Be So Paranoid If You Weren't All Out To Get Me!!

I Wouldn't Be So Paranoid If You Weren't All Out To Get Me!!

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I wouldn't be so paranoid if you weren't all out to get me!!

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I'm not paranoid, everyone IS out to get me!
I think I'm schizophrenic. One half of me's paranoid and the other half's out to get him.
My first psychiatrist said I was paranoid, but I want a second opinion because I think he's out to get me.
-- Tom Wilson ("Ziggy")...
When everyone *is* out to get you, being paranoid isn't going to help.
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you!
Just because you're paranoid it doesn't mean they aren't out to get you.
Remember, the fact that you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you!
Make a joke and I will sigh and you will laugh and I will cry Happiness I cannot feel and love to me is so unreal.
-- Black Sabbath "Paranoid...
I am NOT Paranoid! And why are you always watching me??