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• I love children. Especially when they cry -- for then someone takes them away. -- Nancy Mitford
• I do enjoy a good long walk -- especially when my wife takes one.
• When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them.
• If you love someone, set them free. If they don't come back, then call them up when you're drunk.
• I love you Sooo Much, ...When Your Far Far Away
• Most of the people I know are more critical of their own faults.
  Especially when they find them in other people. -- Seth...
• Marge: [reading a sign on their door] "Parents are not to communicate with children, and must stay at least 100 feet away at all times.
  Homer: We leave you the kids for three hours and the county takes them away?...
• Keep me away from the wisdom which does not cry, the philosophy which does not laugh, and the greatness which does not bow before children.
  -- Kahlil Gibra...
• Children are our future: Teach them well and love them honest.